- I can remember all of my 11 highly encrypted passwords, but don’t know anyone’s birthday.
- know that T is for Tiberius
- can create a hyper normalized database, that is entirely dynamic, ordered and efficient, but don’t know where i put my keys.
- speak 6 languages interchangeably, and tell you because you can’t
- because i don’t really like you, i just let you think I do.
- remind you constantly that yes, I’m right, and you can’t argue, because it’s true.
- prove item 6 just to infuriate you
- smile while performing item 6 and 7
- know that the last 3 items were 6, 7, and 8 without having to count
- see all things, know all things, all without cheating
- interrupt you because what you’re saying is unfounded, unproven, and just gibberish
- am not confused by quantum mechanics
- am not confused when reading what Paul writes
- because I only let you use me, if it suits me, not because you’re actually pulling anything over on me
- let you believe you’re pulling something over on me
- won’t tolerate a liar if he/she isn’t smart enough to lie
- I know what xhtml, oop, aop, soa, soi, roi, mean and can use them all in a single sentence, to explain myself
- can make a 2 hour debate over a single question in trivial pursuit
- I am still always right
- I know that reading this, you’re thinking I’m just arrogant, and don’t care.
- because you’re still reading.
- i know that you will always be frustrated trying to measure me by your own expectations, which are so far below my expectations, that I have to wonder what it is in you that makes you think that you’re even in a position to measure me.
- I don’t actually care about you measuring me, except to drive you crazy – which i like.
- I won’t tolerate a liar, even if they are smart enough to lie, though the fact that they lie, shows they’re not smart at all.
- my actions, match my words.
- my words match my actions.
and finally….
I know I’m an INTJ because I can write this comfortably, without concern that any of it might be untrue, inaccurate, unfounded, or silly (which it isn’t), and caring nothing about the fact that I have just shown you how incredibly ineffective you are, while you scoff at me, in order to cover your own insecurities, fears, and doubts; all without once having to spell check anything I have written; at all
calling someone difficult is only showing that you desire to squelch, control and belittle the genius and ability which lays before you, in order to avoid your own inadequacies.
This is me having fun, because I needed a break from the design aspect of my software
have a great night!