Posted by: James Van Leuvaan | November 11, 2009

I am an INTJ because…

  • I can remember all of my 11 highly encrypted passwords, but don’t know anyone’s birthday.
  • know that T is for Tiberius
  • can create a hyper normalized database, that is entirely dynamic, ordered and efficient, but don’t know where i put my keys.
  • speak 6 languages interchangeably, and tell you because you can’t
  • because i don’t really like you, i just let you think I do.
  • remind you constantly that yes, I’m right, and you can’t argue, because it’s true.
  • prove item 6 just to infuriate you
  • smile while performing item 6 and 7
  • know that the last 3 items were 6, 7, and 8 without having to count
  • see all things, know all things, all without cheating
  • interrupt you because what you’re saying is unfounded, unproven, and just gibberish
  • am not confused by quantum mechanics
  • am not confused when reading what Paul writes
  • because I only let you use me, if it suits me, not because you’re actually pulling anything over on me
  • let you believe you’re pulling something over on me
  • won’t tolerate a liar if he/she isn’t smart enough to lie
  • I know what xhtml, oop, aop, soa, soi, roi, mean and can use them all in a single sentence, to explain myself
  • can make a 2 hour debate over a single question in trivial pursuit
  • I am still always right
  • I know that reading this, you’re thinking I’m just arrogant, and don’t care.
  • because you’re still reading.
  • i know that you will always be frustrated trying to measure me by your own expectations, which are so far below my expectations, that I have to wonder what it is in you that makes you think that you’re even in a position to measure me.
  • I don’t actually care about you measuring me, except to drive you crazy – which i like.
  • I won’t tolerate a liar, even if they are smart enough to lie, though the fact that they lie, shows they’re not smart at all.
  • my actions, match my words.
  • my words match my actions.

 

and finally….

I know I’m an INTJ because I can write this comfortably, without concern that any of it might be untrue, inaccurate, unfounded, or silly (which it isn’t), and caring nothing about the fact that I have just shown you how incredibly ineffective you are, while you scoff at me, in order to cover your own insecurities, fears, and doubts; all without once having to spell check anything I have written; at all :)

calling someone difficult is only showing that you desire to squelch, control and belittle the genius and ability which lays before you, in order to avoid your own inadequacies.

This is me having fun, because I needed a break from the design aspect of my software :)

have a great night!

Posted by: James Van Leuvaan | November 11, 2009

things to remember…

so I’ve been reading a bunch of stuff around the web, and also been watching other people’s blogs, and their FaceBook entries, and it occurs to me that there are quite a few folks who are really sincerely frightened about life, and the future, and their dreams, and live in a fear based system of struggle, clinging to mediocrity, because the fear of standing up and being counted, and standing against things that are just not righteous or just, means that they have to stand alone.

And more than this, i go outside and sit in coffee shops and work on my responsibilities, and well… people are just as frightened in day to day life, looking over their shoulders, waiting for the sky to fall..

so, for you folks, I am going to throw a few video’s of what I see for tomorrow, and how i live my life today. Because there is only ever one right answer with anything, and it is by our own actions, and choices, where we determine the outcome – both individually within our own hearts, and minds, and then within our immediate surroundings and then finally… the world at large.

If things in your life aren’t working for you then there is only one answer to that… so examine yourselves, and you will find the reason for the issues, or problems, or struggles.

if you are without any friends, then you only have yourself to look at in the mirror.

If you are struggling with finding a job, or making things work as you desire, then again… look in the mirror… the answer is already right in front of you, and the mirror is always the best place to start :)

do yourselves a favour… do the world a favour… be small enough to make it about others, instead of being so large that you’re always making it about yourself…

and if you think that you already do that, then remember this…

there aren’t any living martyrs

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